They Took Who to the Station?
What with the 100yr floods of last month, Kabora-sandfly season in full swing, and the return of an XXX-PCV, the Rupununi is spinning true to form. So this episode will start in the middle and work it’s way out. Mainly because, I have absolutely no idea how else or where else for that matter to record this episode. And I think you will agree that this just may be one for a prize.
Date Line: Tues. afternoon July 18
The Cyber café is running on a tight schedule due to fuel shortage and limited electric power.
All computers are busy, when in pops the XXX-PCV “I just have to check my e-mail”
Fine use the main computer no problem. 6-8 minutes into checking her e-mail. I am informed that she will be over that evening to pick up all the clothes that she left behind 2 months ago when she was so quickly whisk out of the Rupununi and sent home. “well I’m sorry to tell you but there are no clothes there, I gave the few things that were there to flood victims, last month as well as some of my own cloths that I no longer or never wear”
Massive explosion, lots of blue words, red words or what ever, and the threat to take the matter up with the police.
Of course being the mild mannered little ole lady that I am, I politely told her to “JUST CUT YOUR DOGS LOOSE” bitch, and walked out of my business, away from MY computer that she was using, and went to get a cold beer.
Wednesday 19 Morning 8:am.
In strolls one of Lethem’s finest in full uniform, and I am informed that there has been a complaint made against me by one XXX-PCV, that I refuse to return some articles of clothing that belong to her, and that I should accompany them to the station.
I will add at this point there were no cuffs, chains, side arms, or Miranda used.
So while I am waiting for the Police to try to flag down a passing vehicle to transport one notorious cloths-napper to the station, I proceed to have another person who was present at the scene the afternoon before, write a quick statement of what he observed, as well as printing out an e-mail received from this person, stating that they were maybe going to China, Korea, Rutgers univ. or maybe to the moon. Not really sure where or what she was going to do.
Arriving at the station, I have to sit and listen to the fact that the XXX-PCV had left hundreds of dollars worth of clothing, that were no longer here.
When it came my turn to tell my side, I quickly admitted that yes I had had in my possession several articles of clothing, but all were well worn, and when the word came that there were flood victims in need of clothing, I assessed the situation, and proceeded to donate what I felt were cloths that would be useable for these folks.
EXCUSSSSE ME FOR BEING A HUMANATARIAN.
“Well here is the list of things she says you have to pay for, several pants, shirts, and 3 PR of
Sorry officer all I had and returned to the person was a pair of pants, and assorted other shit or excuse me junk that was in the box that was at my house. I will tell you here and now at no time did I see any VS panties, and who the hell gives or for that matter wants someone else’s panties.
I will be happy to pay the adjusted price, when she produces the store receipts for said items, and we deduct wear and tear. But in the mean time I would like to be compensated for the emotional stress, embarrassment, and monetary loss to my business during all this procedure, as well as the incident in the Cyber Café Yesterday afternoon. I believe the statement from a customer who was present will speak for it’s self, and also you will note from the email that I had no indication from her before the give away that she would be coming back here. But let me make one thing perfectly clear, I will not now or ever pay for any articles she insists were there. Where is the cell?.
10 min break while the detective talks to the sergeant,
Sergeant then tells me that since I have refused to make compensation that there will have to be an investigation, and this could take some time. “Great let’s do it”
XXX-PCV, suddenly decides that it’s not worth the hassle and a simple apology will do.
I promptly step forward “ I’m Sorry, for being a caring human being, for being concerned about flood victims who where caught in a situation beyond their control, and in need of clothing. I’m also sorry that I didn’t have more that I could have given them.”
“that’s not good enough, it’s not sincere, it wasn’t addressed to me, whine whine.
“Excuse me sergeant, but I have never found any necessity in my daily routine to look into the optical orbs of a gargantuan mound of feline excrement and carry on a verbal exchange.”
“Ah, Ah, Ms.XXX-PCV, will you apologize for your rude behavior in a place of business?”
My parting word to her reply to the Sergeants question was “WELL THAT’S NICE”
( for those who have not heard the story of the Southern Bells, and Well that’s Nice,I will be happy to share)
Seems that 3 southern bells were having tea one afternoon, and discussing what their Sugar Daddy’s had bought them recently.1st Y’ll, my sugar daddy just bought me a new sports car, 2nd well y’ll, my sugar daddy sent me on cruise around the world,……………through all this exchange Mary bell, 3rd sweetly smiled and said “Well That’s Nice”
The first 2 bells turned to Mary Bell and ask, “well honey didn’t your sugar daddy do something special for you?”
Smiling sweetly, Mary Bell politely states, “why yes, My sugar daddy sent me to charm school so I could learn to say, “Well that’s Nice” instead of “F…U Bitch”
Now the rest of the story:
Being in the Cyber Café here on main street, I usually hear all the latest gossip most of which is taken with a grain of salt, sand, or dust. But this brings to mind a tasty tidbit I heard back in January, again I really didn’t bother to investigate and let it pass, but now one has to wonder.
Seems there was a big squabble between Mrs. Nanny Goat and her husband Billy, over an article she(Mrs. Goat) found hanging from a cambay branch in the savannas. He stated, not only could she not bring them home, but she sure as H… wasn’t going to wear something like that. Seems the said article found on a cambay branch was one pair of crotchless VS panties. Hmmmmm.
After the flood waters receded last month rumors of a woman possibly drowning raging.
Again a pair of VS panties was found hanging from a branch along the creek. To date no reports of missing women, or body has been found.
And the Spin goes on
Shefishs
July 2006
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